Aged and Confused – Page 3 – Real conversations, real questions

Hail to the Chief

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The last two weeks have been weird. Our country put in the hands of a reality tv actor, crappy luck, a shit-ton of hate and divisiveness. Let’s talk about it.

Fuck Dan and his Bun-Length Bullshit!

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James and Craig are back to talk encounters with the law, cheating spouses, and how a bottle of Malbec can get you fired. Pour yourself a drink or two. We won’t judge.

The Three (sexually repressed) Stooges

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Brother Thomas makes a special appearance to tell us why Jesus now loves the homos. In all seriousness…James, Craig, and Otis come together to pretty much deliver the usual debauchery and laughter that can only be provided by three really REALLY warped minds. Among many other topics, we delve into our romantic deal-breakers along with some either/ors. Press play and hide any sensitive ears. It can be uncomfortable at first, but with a little relaxation and an open mind, one can find it enjoyable.

Don’t be a Dick

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Howdy. Craig here. Let me just get the apology out of the way first — the first six…SIX minutes of this recording are binaural shit. After that, the sound returns to normal. Join myself, Brian and Angela as we take a tour of a happy marriage, learn about slutty Italian women, discuss the art of waffling and find out why Brian’s biological parents discarded him like yesterday’s cole-slaw. It’s gonna get weird, but isn’t that why you listen in the first place?

Everybody’s got their damage

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Batten down the hatches and join us as James gambles his life against Poseidon…well, LAKE Poseidon…look, shit got real out there, alright? Marcus throws some remote curveballs as Craig and Jimmy weigh responsibility against their finite lifespans — not to mention debating the finer points of death by the handicapped undead vs reptilian killing machines. A two year old has never been so scary, so join us!

Sorry about that…

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An elusive guest arrives in the form of Hal, an old friend from Craig’s partying days that is picking up the pieces of a shattered family life. The boys tip a few back as they discuss the price of male freedom and Craig awkwardly apologies for trying to have a threesome with Hal’s ex-wife…

Table for One

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Join James and Craig as we welcome our futuristic Otis-Jesus savior with open arms. Tales of carpentry mix with folklore of Jimmy’s lost virginity as he weathers the initial stages of his HIV infection. As an additional bonus, tips for warding off other-wordly spirits are included.

Yelping about our Shame

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Yelping about our Shame

Join Craig, James, and Darth Vapor as we try to huddle for warmth amid the harsh winter weather. It’s not gay if you spoon with two other guys strictly for survival, right? It sure does gets awkward if one of them starts singing showtunes, though. So put in your favorite disney movie and enjoy…

Return of the Red-Eye

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Join James and Craig as we visit the ghosts of pussy’s past. Relationships are the soup de jour as we explore break-ups and choose our celebrity avatars for telling off an ex. Got Mustard? Damn right you’ve got mustard.