“Like Fucking my Dad…”

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Guess what?  Caligula’s back in town.  That’s right, Chris the womanizing, brutally honest poon-hunter of the southeast has returned.  Settle in as he regales you with tails of debauchery, political points, and the things that make Chris, well…Chris.  🙂

An Out-of-Bootie Experience…

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The venerable brother James joins us once again as we tackle some deeper spiritual issues in the wake of recent terrorist attacks in Paris.  Is God real?  Does he want you to buy a gold-covered rose?  Watch where you step, because there’s piss everywhere.  Now let’s get faaaar ouuuut.

The Kama Sutra Up-Sell

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Tune in and discover why selling Bibles door to door may have been the best decision you never made.  Brother James joins us again as we delve into racial relations, karaoke massage parlors, and sex (shocker).  So sit down, get your dick hard, and have your sizing chart ready.  It’s time.

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas…

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Join myself and James for a very special holiday edition of Aged and Confused.  As Jimmy prepares to become an expert in Miller Lite and finer malt liquors, we check to make sure our backsides are clean.  Grab your ass-shammy and some listerine.  This is a show you won’t forget.

Jack Drops In…

Jack Drops In (Click title to the left for direct mp3 download)

We get a rare treat as Jack visits Aged and Confused again.  A few heavier topics today, such as minor politics and fiscal policy, along with general viewpoints on advancing in life and career.  I also chime in with my tale of staying on the Queen Mary — a converted ocean liner from the early 1900’s that is apparently one of the most haunted hotels in America.

Ask a Gay Man

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Thomas pulls back the fabulously sequined veil behind the LGBT world, showing twists and turns most of us would not expect while sharing his own journey as a southern man coming to grips with his own sexuality.  Jack joins us and a new Olympic event is born.  Find a comfortable seat — this is a good one. 🙂

Marc and Craig get Salty!

Marc and Craig get Salty (Click to the left for direct mp3 download)

Marcus confesses his love of a good throat-hit as he details his departure from smoking.  Other topics of the day include “Father Knows Best”, feminism revisited, time travel, and gay ghosts.  Stretch before you listen — wouldn’t want anyone getting hurt. 🙂

Butt-Plugs, Theft, and Homeless Pussy

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Join us on the Fuckbus!  James and Craig meet in the great Midwest to discuss our kinks, the different stages of life, and giant butt-plugs in France.  Join us as we clear the whore-hurdles and dig into the frightening depths of our own heads.  Enjoy!

Ask a Woman

Ask a Woman (Click on title to the left for direct mp3 download)

A very special guest Allison joins us to let down the veil on the fairer sex.  Join us as we spray hot juicy questions all over her face and let her give us the answers to every question about women you ever wanted answered…that is until Craig selfishly takes over and makes it a show about himself.  Enjoy. 🙂

Snobby Tailors, Prostitutes and Proctology

Snobby Tailors, Prostitutes and Proctology

I think the title really says it all.  Enjoy!